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1. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erection are all about good blood flow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li'l guy.

2. Docyors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskings of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters.

3. The average male orgasm lasts six seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have for orgasms for everyone of theirs.

{mosimage}The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning madam. I've come to...."

Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.

"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies."

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Vikram, AJIT and Thalapathi’ Vijay die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says,"We only have one rule here in heaven:

Don't step on the ducks!". So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, VIKRAM accidentally steps on one.

{mosimage}Vaithy's law of machinery states that no machine can be mastered until it is harnessed to its maximum extent. Sometimes it really holds true along with computers / softwares. I just wanted to write about how well my decision to go for Sony Ericsson w700i an year ago. Ever since I moved to West Mambalam, going to office is a struggle everyday thanks to the famous traffic snarls of Chennai. When a rape is inevitable, just lie back and enjoy it. So I decided to carry my headphones everyday. The moment I kickstart my bike, I switch on the walkman of my mobile and cruise through the traffic. Now the stress is bit reduced thanks to the company of 'Maestro' Illayaraja and Vidyasagar. These days I don't dare to start without my accessories - headphones, thumb drive and wrist watch.

{mosimage}A friend forwarded me an article by Tavleen Singh titled A dark distorted hinduism. Was never a big fan of Tavleen Singh ever since she started referring to Jayalalitha only as "the big lady down south". A responsible journalist does not do that to a Chief Minister, even an unpopular one

{mosimage}This year has been one more bad year for Mumbai. Even before the monsoons stopped lashing, the 'gory' terrorist activities had claimed about 180 lives and injuring more than 600 people. It was a sheer act of cowardice from the part of terrorists to plant bombs in the first class compartments of trains. No terrorist outfit had claimed claimed responsibility for this and no intentions behind these blasts had been given out. But if it was to create a disharmony between the community, if the intention was to shock the financial nerve of India and slacken down the spirits, then the brains behind this are mistaken. A letter from Mumbaiker, the citizen of Mumbai, proudly claim themselves, is a testimony of the rock strong attitude of Mumbai... This is a letter that touched me to the core..

{mosimage}Meera Jasmine and controversies go hand-in-hand. The latest to rock the state is Meera’s secret visit to the famous Raja Rajaeswari temple in Taliparamba near Kannur in Kerala along with Govindan Kutty a producer and devotee of that temple where non-Hindus are not allowed. Meera, a Syrian Christian and a Marthomite from Tiruvalla has not only entered and prayed at the temple but also conducted a special pooja under her name and astrological star Visakham! Remember that this temple is very famous ever since former Chief Minster of Tamilnadu Jayalaithaa visited and did the same Pooja. This special Pooja is done to get your wishes granted.

{mosimage}"I was afraid that by observing objects with my eyes and trying to comprehend them with each of my other senses I might blind my soul altogether." - Socrates

What do we do during our difficult times? Well, whatever we do, I think there will be only two categories that we will eventually fall into.

1. Those who try to find out what really is going on.

2. Those who end up doing nothing constructive.

{mosimage}Sometimes back in a survey I read that almost 25% of the couples have sex on car while going on a long drive, can you imagine that this happens in Indian roads? The fact was ecstatic. It is titillating na to have sex on a different atmosphere - other than the regular bed and inside four walls. I did a small "research" on how to.... (romba mukkiyam?) and am pleased to present the "methods" before you. Hope this makes an interestin reading for all of you. If you make any attempt on it, do it at your own risk, don't blame on me in case of any mishaps, give me all credits in case of a memorable experience.