Government to decide between Prabhu and Shreya for peace talks with Pakistan
Debate raised to the core on yesterday’s parliament session on the topic of who should be sent to Pakistan for peace talks between India and Pakistan. Congress has nominated South Indian actress Shreya to resolve this issue. Sonia Gandhi told the house that "After watching the movie Kutti we were impressed that Shreya should be sent to Pakistan for peace talks. The way she handled the tension of love between 2 guys in that movie is amazing. The decision was made immediately after she delivered the dialogue ‘ENNAKU KUTTI VENUM’. That is one of the best dialogue I ve ever seen in the movie. Similarly we hope she can go to Pakistan PM Gillani and ask him ‘ENAKU KASHMIR VENUM’ thereby getting entire Kashmir for India.
Karupasaamy fetches record amount in IPL Auction!!!
The auction of IPL threw new controversy when an unknown Chennai guy called Karupasaamy made himself available for auction and was sold to Kings XI for a prize of USD 750,000 dollars which is the rate equal to West Indies sensation Kieran Pollard. Karupasaamy, who is the leading run scorer in Marina beach cricket is also an opening bowler. He was very happy about his price in IPL. Lalit Modi, the commissioner of IPL told the press “Today totally 12 players were sold, 3 players fetched the maximum amount. They are Pollard, Bond and Karupasaamy”. When asked who Karupasaamy is, Mr.Modi told “Karupasaamy is a promising Under 19 cricketer who plays for India. you guys dont know him??? You guys should start concentrating on Under 19 cricket too” laughed Modi thereby insulting many journalists there in the conference room. Priety Zinta and Shilpa Shetty who were there at either side of Modi, as usual laughed as though Mr.Modi cracked the joke of the century.
Lemon Pickle & Rice Upma
Mushroom Rice
Arisi Kadalaiparuppu Payasam (Rice and Channa Daal Payasam)
Sardar Jokes
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?
German Lovers arrested
The children left their homes at dawn while their unwitting parents were apparently sleeping, and took along Mika's seven-year-old sister, Anna-Lena, as a witness to the wedding.
Hilarious things about desi sex stories
1. Your best friend is so often impotent that his wife is always looking for someone to quench her thirst.
2. The husband of your next door neighbour is so busy minting money that he has forgotten he has a wife and God sends you to do the needful.
3. Your cousin all of sudden develops into this voluptuous beauty that you can not take your eyes off her.
4. While in a car, you so often brush the breasts-thighs of your colleague-neighbour who has asked for a lift cause her own car broke down.
RGV's biggest flop till date
"Just felt like sharing this one personal experience of mine. It has nothing to do with films. So those of you who are not interested can get off right now."
Jallikattu - a Vaithy's perspective
{mosimage}jallikkattu was not only meant for attracting the watching females
it was meant for exploring the extremes of courage
same thing with most of the thrill things
like x sports, formula racing, the whole list of them
someone has to do 100 metres in less than 10 seconds
sombody would do less than 9 seconds
they all justified the wrong wat by saying tradition and ritual
way
sombody would catch 10 bulls and somone would better it
getting better would greatly improve the way we think
improved thinking would improve life as a whole
improved emotions will also be an outcome
which gives way for vaithy's law of logic
origin of logic is emotion
ஞானியின் 'ஒ' பக்கங்கள் - காதலர் தினம்
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