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A man from Uttar Pradesh was away from his wife for 4  years, while his wife was at his home.

At the end of 4 years he  distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had  delivered a son.His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this "Happy event" happened when he had not seen his wife for four years...

The man  said it is common in UP that neighbours take care of the wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.

The colleagues asked him, "What name will  you give to the son?"

The man explained, "If its the second neighbour who has taken care, then the name would be "DWIVEDI";

If it is the  third neighbour then it would be "TRIVEDI", If it is the fourth  neighbour then it would be "CHATURVEDI";

If its the fifth  neighbour then it would be "PANDEY"...

After listening to this,  questions followed.

What if it is a mixture of neighbours?
"Then the  boy would be named "MISHRA"...

And what if the wife is too shy to  tell the name of the neighbour?
Then it would be  "SHARMA"...

But what if she refuses to divulge the name of the neighbour?
Then the name of the child would be "GUPTA"...

If  she does not remember the name, then?
"It is YAAD-AV"

But who  knows whether the child resulted from a rape?
Then it will be named  "DOSHI"...

Finally, if the child happened because of wife's burning desire?
Then he will be named "JOSHI"...

And if the  whole country had made efforts for the happy arrival?....
"DESHPANDEY."

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